Signs you might be in the Foreign Service...

• your idea of fashionable jewelry is a rubber vaccination reminder wristband.
• your family's idea of a fun weekend is taking apart the furniture...again.

• you no longer use your stroller for its intended purpose, but instead as a mail cart and grocery getter.
• the first several months into a move, your spice cabinet looks more like a drug deal than a kitchen area. Baggies full of powder everywhere!
• your kid is the only one asleep before takeoff. Experienced flyer!
• calls from your family and friends at 2am no longer scare you; they just don't check the time zone.
• every time you say where you live or friends live, people say "and where is that again?".
• your fridge isn't only covered by your kid's art, but also with reminders to take your meds.
• your address and phone number are no where NEAR where you actually reside.
• your excuse to get away from the checkout girl's schpeal for coupons is "sorry, we're moving out of the country", but it's the truth.